Without The Internet, Prostitutes Would Have to Find a Pimp Called Craig Who Had a List

It's been one of those days, in fact one of those weeks. Knee-deep in unexpected documents that demand total concentration. Six pages of contract terms and conditions. Anyone? No, I thought not. Much to do before the fun stuff.

And whilst we're at it, add a spot of post-swine-flu cough (OK, OK, a chest cold) that's slowly moving your lungs from their rightful place to the open atmosphere, much to the disgust of your colleagues. I'm a joy to be around, no, honestly.

Sometimes, a rummage around YouTube will turn up some gems to lighten the mood. First-up, Seth Meyers' opening monologue from the Webby's that happened in NYC a couple of months back.

My favourite line is the title of the blog post, but don't let me spoil it...

"Ashton Kutcher can't be here tonight, I just wish there was a way I could find out what he was doing". Nice.

And on a different tack, sometimes some unbridled negativity is called for. A serious bouth of kvetching can do wonders for yer ying'n'yangs. Check out the missive below from Suzi Barrett.

I'm just wondering where we find a London version...

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