It looks like an image straight out of Photoshop, but apparently it's not. I'm not sure if the four horsemen of the apocalypse just cantered past (I'm aware I'm probably confusing biblical bits). Certainly puts London potholes into perspective.
ASBO? That's Anti-Social Behaviour Order for non-British readers. This blog post could be called "what happens when behavioural targeting goes wrong" or "hunted by the remarketer".
The upshot? KLM is stalking me.
Here's what happened. I bought a plane ticket to Amsterdam for a bout of gastronomy and another task ticked off the foodie to-do list. After a spot of intensive searching, I plumped for KLM. Bought the ticket, took the flight, fab weekend. Voila!
Or so I thought...
I started to get a nagging feeling that wasn't quite right. First on a visit to Technews.am:

and then checking out a presentation on Slideshare:

and a spot of research on Drupal themes:

Seeing a theme yet? Now my Dutch isn't up to much, or in fact anything. But KLM's creative agencies were doing their job and I started seeing the ads all over the place, including whilst I was blogging for work on Chinwag.com.
Thing is. I'd bought my ticket. Wasn't buying a second one. Not a frequent traveller on that route. So, doing some guesswork on the targeting logic.
First-time buyer scores a ticket. Let's remarket to that sucker on every site that runs network ads (DoubleClick, I'd wager). But that logic is totally broken. How many times am I going to go back and buy a ticket? Straight away? Unlikely.
Re-inforce their brand. Well, yes send me useful emails. Let me check-in online. Provide great service, all good brand stuff but quite it with the constant ads. If this is behavourial targeting, then it's at best wasteful, and at worst rapidly becoming anti-social.
Regular readers of this blog, may be familiar with some previous foul-mouthed episodes.
However, they are merely way-points on the motorway to swear-town. Tim Minchin (@timinchin), a maestro of catchy tunes and speaking his mind demonstrates both these talents in his latest missive on the latest church scandal.
I can't stress enough that this is likely to offend and couldn't be more NSFW. Worse still, there's a good chance you'll be humming the chorus for the next couple of days.
Don't say you weren't warned...